"Commiepingo"

"Commiepingo" is the username that Ivy Pingo goes by on her online blog. Ivy started the blog after undergoing a mid-life crisis. Not wanting to return to the workforce, yet not satisfied with caretaking alone, Ivy decided to hit the web instead. Because her blog updates reveal her gradual betrayal of library science, she keeps her online identity anonymous. Unfortunately for Ivy, Autumn discovered the blog after the debacle with Tiffany's laptop, leveraging this knowledge to negotiate a reduced grounding period. Ivy now owns a mug displaying her Commiepingo username.