Guest strip by Irene Pitcairn

Transcript

 * Panel 1:
 * Prof. McGonagall: "When I call your name, come up and put on the hat. Let the sorting begin!"


 * Panel 2:
 * (off panel): "Crup, Dionne."
 * Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
 * Dionne: "Of course."


 * Panel 3:
 * (off panel): "Et, Tiffany."
 * Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
 * Tiffany: Shiney."


 * Panel 4:
 * (off panel): "Finnegan, Roderick."
 * Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"


 * Panel 5:
 * (off panel): "Grady, Suzette."
 * Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
 * Suzette: "What? This isn't fair!"


 * Panel 6:
 * (off panel): "Hu, Kaitlyn."
 * Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"


 * Panel 7:
 * (off panel): "Iddenstein, Vincent."
 * Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"


 * Panel 8;
 * (off panel): "Linkletter, Jacob."
 * Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"


 * Panel 9:
 * (off panel): "Nutley, Yvette."
 * Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"
 * Yvette: " So many people... "


 * Panel 10:
 * (off panel): "Oven, Buddy."
 * Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
 * Bud: "I hope this place has decent kitchen facilities."


 * Panel 11:
 * (off panel): "Pingo, Autumn."
 * Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
 * Autumn: "I suppose that will do."


 * Panel 12:
 * (off panel): "Upton, Alexander."
 * Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
 * Xander: "Hmph."


 * Panel 13:
 * (off panel): "Wozwax, Quincy."
 * Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
 * Quincy: "This is so cool!"


 * Panel 14:
 * (off panel): "Zeit, Max."
 * Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
 * Max: "Hi, guys!"


 * Panel 15:
 * Quincy: "Wait, my this won't turn on."
 * Bud: "Electronics don't work in the castle."
 * Quincy: "This is so not cool."

Alt text
''Paulsen, Christopher' ... 'Hufflepuff!' WHAT!? NO! RECOUNT!!''

Depicted Characters

 * Autumn Pingo
 * Bud Oven
 * Dionne Crup
 * Jacob Linkletter
 * Kaitlyn Hu
 * Professor McGonagall
 * Max Zeit
 * Quincy Wozwax
 * Roddy Finnegan
 * Sorting Hat
 * Suzette Grady
 * Tiffany Et
 * Vincent Iddenstein
 * Xander Upton
 * Yvette Nutley

Location
The Hu residence on Copper Road.

Trivia
All though the guest strips are not canon. Irene Pitcairn ask Chris Paulsen for the cast's full versions of their given names making these names official.

External link

 * Comic #682
 * Irene Pitcairn